why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

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ava-ire:

*someone who ive never met befores follow forever shows up on my dash* *im not on it* what the fuck

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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So i just told my mom that Robert Downey Jr. got twitter (cause i just found out he had one today) and she said “tweet him and tell him i say hi” so i did. I hope shes happy lool

arcticmonkeysus:

Uncut cover, June 2014

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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ashleysrandomplace:

Gavin confuses me because there’s Gavin

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But then there’s Gavin

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I don’t think there’s an in between.

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me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died

teenscoolest:

You call me your friend???

Where were you when my post got 0 notes???

WHERE were you!!!???

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lennon-lives:

mullet—of—kintyre:

captainharrison:

transparent george strutting across your blog 

this is perfection!!!!!!!!

(via addictedtothebeatles)

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via instantezra)