I had a dream the other night that i came back to tumblr full force and was on here constantly like I was back in 2011-2014 so yeah idk what was up with that but hi!!

Idk if I’ll be back I kinda like looking back at the shit I posted here when I was a depressed teenager/early 20 year old. Now I’m 26 which is weird like WTF? Anyways…lol bye

*taps mic*

Is this thing on lmfaooooo

I haven’t logged into my tumblr in two years and it looks like nothing has changed. Do I even bother updating my about me and shit? Ehh no I won’t.

sergle:

me: i’m not sure about this outfit
friend: you look fine let’s just go!!
me:

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fuckyeahfatcats:

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TODAY THEY WERE ADOPTED

claricetheillustrator:
“ig: claricetheillustrator
”

closet-keys:

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

c-bassmeow:

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smallscout:

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i couldn’t rest until i made this

iwastoolazytothinkofaurl:

Glad the world got to see Anderson Cooper take what looked like his first shot ever

amyhasallmyuwus:

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

link-is-my-senpai:

kissthefurr:

celtyradfem:

cocksmasher69:

wildbillnye:

ufowiki:

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

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William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

Every line had me screaming

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C L E E T U S

virtualsentiment:

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wow come for my neck like that

bagelbarr0n:

tinymeatgang:

2016 vs. 2018

The life is gone from his eyes